Things that bother me!!!
People texting during movies.
Puddles of pee in public places
People who are unkind to animals.
People who are famous for no reason.
Celebrities who agree to do interviews but don't answer questions.
Restaurants that close at 9:30.
People who camp out in restaurants and don't tip well.
People who are unkind to restaurant staff.
Movies so heavily edited for TV that they don't make sense.
People who hit "reply-all" and then "recall" as if that even works!
Chatty pizza delivery guys.
Donut places that are open till 10, but are out of dunuts before 2!
Often the funny text's you see passed around on Facebook are brilliantly written, fake, generated ones. This is not.
My sister Meredith bought my wife a bottle of wine a few months ago on her birthday. Bored and hoping alcohol would make our evening tolerable was we opened it. I sent her a text thanking her for the bottle, she replied, I corrected, she responded: