The more wealthy you are, the more unnecessary larger your bathtub:

Thanks instagram!!!! I'm feelin' even more jealous now.

Things that bother me!!!
People texting during movies.
Puddles of pee in public places
People who are unkind to animals.
People who are famous for no reason.
Celebrities who agree to do interviews but don't answer questions.
Restaurants that close at 9:30.
People who camp out in restaurants and don't tip well.
People who are unkind to restaurant staff.
Movies so heavily edited for TV that they don't make sense.
People who hit "reply-all" and then "recall" as if that even works!
Chatty pizza delivery guys.
Donut places that are open till 10, but are out of dunuts before 2!
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The more wealthy you are, the more unnecessary larger your bathtub:

Thanks instagram!!!! I'm feelin' even more jealous now.
Usually, if you see people doing this, you'd assume they're on some crazy azz ecstasy. Nope...it's the newest workout..."Prancercise!!!"
What do you like best about her selfie?

That she's...
A.) Braless
B.) Wearing 80's female comic suspenders
C.) Bedazzled her phone
But I can't remember the last time I was actually in a K-Mart...here, another funny commercial:
Yeah, the genre's pretty much an internet joke at this point, but this is hella cool: