On her Facebook page, JADA PINKETT responded to talk that she and WILL SMITH have an open marriage, based on some comments she made earlier this month.  She says, quote, "Will and I BOTH can do WHATEVER we want, because we TRUST each other to do so.  This does NOT mean we have an open relationship . . . this means we have a GROWN one." 

JIMMY KIMMEL officiated the vow renewal ceremony of MATT DAMON and his wife Luciana this past Saturday on the island of St. Lucia.  Celebrity guests included Ben Affleck with Jennifer Garner, Chelsea Clinton, Chris Hemsworth with Elsa Pataky, and John Krasinski with Emily Blunt

OZZY OSBOURNE posted a message on Facebook admitting that he'd relapsed, and was using drugs and alcohol for 18 months.  But he also said he's 44 days sober.  He said he's been, quote, "an A-hole" to his family, but added that he and SHARON are NOT divorcing.

Dozens of people walked out of two stand-up shows TRACY MORGAN did in Australia this past Saturday, and even more demanded refunds.  Sources say his material was vulgar, sexist and not funny.  A journalist who reviewed the show said it was full of, quote, "old lazy jokes." 

KESHA doesn't strike me as the type who's difficult to hook up with.  And HARRY STYLES from ONE DIRECTION might be next in line.  Kesha says, quote, "We've texted here and there.  No sexting . . . not yet.  Maybe he can be my cougar bait.  It could be really fun." 

 An unaired "MTV Movie Awards" sketch has hit the Internet . . . where REBEL WILSON plays JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S non-famous, "identical twin sister."  In the sketch, she says, quote, "We are identical in every way, except for how we look or how we act."

 If you're a DELICIOUSLY CHUBBY woman, it's time to be FURIOUS with your guidance counselor.  Because you COULD'VE been raking in cash doing THIS.

42-year-old Barbie Edwards of Washington weighs around 500 POUNDS.  And about six months ago, a friend told her she might be able to make some money posing for photos, for all the chubby chasers online.

See, Barbie has such MASSIVE BUTTOCKS that they almost act like a SHELF.  So she started taking photos of herself balancing things on her butt.  And naturally, men started making requests for her to balance different things . . . and paying her to do it.

In six months, she's made $28,000 JUST by posting photos of things like donuts balanced on her buttocks.

Barbie says she's working hard to make sure to keep her size up, which means pancakes, bacon, and cereal for breakfast . . . tacos and an entire chocolate cake for lunch . . . a full lasagna for dinner . . . and bags of M&Ms for snacks.

I'm sorry- I don't get it! --Madison

OMG!!!  I can't wait!

The British tabloids say OZZY and SHARON OSBOURNE are currently living apart and haven't seen each other in weeks.  A source says, quote, "They fight a lot.  They aren't acting like husband and wife."  Sharon's rep and their son Jack are denying it.

ROBERT PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART are obviously still together, because they were at Coachella this weekend, along with KATY PERRY.  Also on hand was LIBERTY ROSS, the woman whose marriage Kristen wrecked.  LINDSAY LOHAN was there, too, but she vowed to stay sober all weekend.

Comedian KEVIN HART was arrested early Sunday morning for DUI, and he fully admits that he WAS drunk and deserved it.  He Tweeted, quote, "Drinking & driving is not a game or a laughing matter.  People have lost lives because of stupid [crap] like this!  This is a wakeup call for me, I have to be smarter & last night I wasn't."

HUGH JACKMAN was "assaulted" at a gym in New York Cityon Saturday . . . when a 47-year-old woman threw an electric razor blade at him.  An electric razor blade that was covered in HER OWN HAIR.  Apparently the woman has stalked Hugh before.  He says, quote, "Here's a woman who obviously needs help so I just hope she gets the help she needs."

The MTV Movie Awards went down last night.  The big winner was "The Avengers", which won three awards, including Movie of the Year.  Host REBEL WILSON won two awards for "Pitch Perfect" . . . and BRADLEY COOPER and JENNIFER LAWRENCE won Best Male and Female Performance for their roles in "Silver Linings Playbook". 

Will Ferrell showed up in a three-piece suit covered in dollar bills to accept the Comedic Genius Award.  He said, quote, "For those of you sitting here tonight who don't think I'm funny, I'll be happy to fight you in the parking lot after the show."

By the way, "Parks & Recreation" star AUBREY PLAZA jumped onstage during Will's speech.  Even though he tried to pretend the whole thing was planned, it WASN'T.

"42" earned over $27 million over the weekend to become the new #1 movie in the country.  That's the Harrison Ford movie about Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier in major league baseball. The latest "Scary Movie" installment came in second place with $15 million. 

"Teen Mom" FARRAH ABRAHAM has admitted to making a sex tape.  She says she did it for HERSELF, so she can look back at her supposed hotness when she's older.  At the same time, though, she also admitted that her lawyer is negotiating a possible sale, and she added, quote, "I will not be settling for anything less than a couple million." 

GWYNETH PALTROW tops the "Star" tabloid's list of the 20 Most Hated Celebrities in Hollywood.  Apparently, Gwyneth and 18 other people are somehow MORE hated than Chris Brown, who came in at #20.  Others who made it include John Mayer, Katherine Heigl, and Lindsay Lohan.

After going on "Letterman" Tuesday and calling rehab "a blessing", LINDSAY LOHAN went to a club called 1 Oak.  She left early Wednesday morning, trying to hide her face with her purse, of course. 

"Scary Movie 5" opens this weekend up against "42", the Harrison Ford movie about baseball hall of famer Jackie Robinson. 

Now that WESLEY SNIPES is out of prison, SYLVESTER STALLONE has reportedly offered him a role in "The Expendables 3".  A source says, quote, " Stallone wants to help Wesley get back on his feet . . . The script is being processed and Sly wants Wesley to jump on board.  Filming is likely to start late this year." 

TRIPLE H suffered second-degree burns on his torso and arm at Wrestlemania last weekend . . . when he was hit by some dry ice as he was making his grand entrance.  He didn't seem fazed by it during the event, but he later Tweeted a picture of his burned-up chest. 

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is #1 on the "Billboard" 200 chart for the third consecutive week, after "The 20/20 Experience" sold another 139,000 copies.  He narrowly beat THE BAND PERRY'S "Pioneer", which sold 129,000 copies to debut at #2.  Meanwhile, NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK are back on the chart . . . hitting #6 with 51,000 copies of their new album, "10". 

Lindsay Lohan may not show up for depositions, but she was front and center at The Late Show Tuesday.  David Letterman took the opportunity to hit the troubled actress with some hard questions. Dave started the interview by asking, "Aren't you supposed to be in rehab now?"  Lindsay responded, "Don't you watch anything that goes on? What are you a tabloid now?"  Linds later told Dave that she'll be entering rehab on May 2nd and believes it's "a blessing and not a curse."

NBC is reportedly in talks with Alec Baldwin to host a 30-minute late-night program that would possibly replace Carson Daly's Last Call. That would overhaul their entire late-night lineup, with Jimmy Fallon moving to The Tonight Show and SNL's Seth Meyers reportedly in contention to take over Late Night.

Tom Cruise has finally commented on his divorce from Katie Holmes. In an interview with a German TV network, Tom admitted to being taken aback when Katie decided to end their five-year marriage abruptly last June. He says, "I did not expect that." Katie announced their separation on June 29th, five days before Tom's 50th birthday. He adds, "Life is a challenge. To be 50 and have experiences and think you have everything under control, and then it hits you -- that's what life is… Life is tragicomic. You need a certain sense of humor."

Michael J. Fox is returning to TV this fall with an NBC comedy that’s based on his life and struggle with Parkinson’s disease. Breaking Bad’s Betsy Brandt plays his wife.

NICKI MINAJ says she was very careful not to sleep her way to the top . . . quote, "No matter what my lyrics were saying, when I got around these guys, I was a prude, because I didn't want anyone in this game to ever be able to say 'I had sex with her.'  And 'til this day, not one single man in this industry can say that and I pride myself on that.