"Teen Mom" FARRAH ABRAHAM has admitted to making a sex tape.  She says she did it for HERSELF, so she can look back at her supposed hotness when she's older.  At the same time, though, she also admitted that her lawyer is negotiating a possible sale, and she added, quote, "I will not be settling for anything less than a couple million." 

GWYNETH PALTROW tops the "Star" tabloid's list of the 20 Most Hated Celebrities in Hollywood.  Apparently, Gwyneth and 18 other people are somehow MORE hated than Chris Brown, who came in at #20.  Others who made it include John Mayer, Katherine Heigl, and Lindsay Lohan.

After going on "Letterman" Tuesday and calling rehab "a blessing", LINDSAY LOHAN went to a club called 1 Oak.  She left early Wednesday morning, trying to hide her face with her purse, of course. 

"Scary Movie 5" opens this weekend up against "42", the Harrison Ford movie about baseball hall of famer Jackie Robinson. 

Now that WESLEY SNIPES is out of prison, SYLVESTER STALLONE has reportedly offered him a role in "The Expendables 3".  A source says, quote, " Stallone wants to help Wesley get back on his feet . . . The script is being processed and Sly wants Wesley to jump on board.  Filming is likely to start late this year." 

TRIPLE H suffered second-degree burns on his torso and arm at Wrestlemania last weekend . . . when he was hit by some dry ice as he was making his grand entrance.  He didn't seem fazed by it during the event, but he later Tweeted a picture of his burned-up chest. 

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is #1 on the "Billboard" 200 chart for the third consecutive week, after "The 20/20 Experience" sold another 139,000 copies.  He narrowly beat THE BAND PERRY'S "Pioneer", which sold 129,000 copies to debut at #2.  Meanwhile, NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK are back on the chart . . . hitting #6 with 51,000 copies of their new album, "10". 

Lindsay Lohan may not show up for depositions, but she was front and center at The Late Show Tuesday.  David Letterman took the opportunity to hit the troubled actress with some hard questions. Dave started the interview by asking, "Aren't you supposed to be in rehab now?"  Lindsay responded, "Don't you watch anything that goes on? What are you a tabloid now?"  Linds later told Dave that she'll be entering rehab on May 2nd and believes it's "a blessing and not a curse."

NBC is reportedly in talks with Alec Baldwin to host a 30-minute late-night program that would possibly replace Carson Daly's Last Call. That would overhaul their entire late-night lineup, with Jimmy Fallon moving to The Tonight Show and SNL's Seth Meyers reportedly in contention to take over Late Night.

Tom Cruise has finally commented on his divorce from Katie Holmes. In an interview with a German TV network, Tom admitted to being taken aback when Katie decided to end their five-year marriage abruptly last June. He says, "I did not expect that." Katie announced their separation on June 29th, five days before Tom's 50th birthday. He adds, "Life is a challenge. To be 50 and have experiences and think you have everything under control, and then it hits you -- that's what life is… Life is tragicomic. You need a certain sense of humor."

Michael J. Fox is returning to TV this fall with an NBC comedy that’s based on his life and struggle with Parkinson’s disease. Breaking Bad’s Betsy Brandt plays his wife.

NICKI MINAJ says she was very careful not to sleep her way to the top . . . quote, "No matter what my lyrics were saying, when I got around these guys, I was a prude, because I didn't want anyone in this game to ever be able to say 'I had sex with her.'  And 'til this day, not one single man in this industry can say that and I pride myself on that. 

This is the hot new trend in China... putting DOGS in pantyhose!  WTH!!!  So strange.  But OK, kinda funny.  It's pretty crazy how much a dog butt looks human when you put it in pantyhose! LOL!

Jack Hoffman just might go down as the biggest star of the Nebraska spring game.

And he’s only 7 years old.

Hoffman, of Atkinson, Neb., has won the hearts of fans and everyone in the football program for his courageous bout with brain cancer. Star running back Rex Burkhead befriended Jack last year and is the captain of the support network known as “Team Jack.”

Wearing a miniature Burkhead uniform complete with a No. 22 jersey, Jack ran onto the field late in Saturday’s scrimmage.

On a fourth-and-1 play, he took a handoff from Taylor Martinez. Jack started running left, but Martinez redirected him. The little guy turned on a dime and followed a wall of blockers down the field for a 69 yard TD!  Players from the Red and White squads left their sidelines and followed him into the end zone to mob him and lift him on their shoulders after his  touchdown.

The crowd of 60,174 at Memorial Stadium cheered as Jack celebrated — a moment that left his father, Andy, misty-eyed on the sideline.

Asked what he was thinking when he ran onto the field, Jack said, “Scoring a touchdown.”

And when he broke free and scored? “It felt awesome.” And the crowd reaction? “Really awesome.”

Jack was diagnosed with cancer in April 2011 and has had two surgeries. He’s now on a two-week break from a 60-week chemotherapy regimen.

Andy said Jack is “doing great” and that an MRI at Children’s Hospital in Boston showed that the tumor has shrunk substantially in the past year.

“We’re very optimistic for Jack,” Andy said.

Burkhead, who is preparing for the NFL draft, said he got as much joy out of Jack’s touchdown as he did for any of the ones he scored for the Huskers.

“Jack is a fighter, a strong kid,” Burkhead said. “To see him run around and enjoy the Husker experience, it’s a dream come true, especially for kids in the state of Nebraska. For Jack to get down here and do it, I know it made his day.”

HEATHER MORRIS, who plays the dumb cheerleader Brittany on "Glee", is reportedly three months pregnant.  The father is Heather's longtime boyfriend Taylor Hubbell, whom she met in high school.  A source says, quote, "It was totally unexpected, but they are incredibly happy and excited."  Heather is 26.

The "New York Post" says MATT DAMON and his wife Luciana Barroso will renew their vows a week from this Saturday in St. Lucia.  They reportedly spent $1 million to rent out an entire five-star Caribbean resort for the occasion.  Guests will include George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, and Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.

ROGER EBERT is battling cancer again.  This time it's in his hip.  He says, quote, "I am not going away.  My intent is to continue to write selected reviews but to leave the rest to a talented team of writers handpicked and greatly admired by me." 

JUSTIN BIEBER says he only has about FOUR close friends, because he can't really trust most people.  And they treat him like a regular guy . . . quote, "They don't see me as Justin Bieber, but just see me as Justin."  Meanwhile, Justin says the haters can just keep on hating . . . quote, "Every time a hater visits my YouTube page, I get, like, four cents.  So tell the haters to keep hating, keep commenting, because I'm making money." 

It's official:  JIMMY FALLON will take over for JAY LENO on the "Tonight Show" sometime next spring.  And this time, it sounds like Leno is cool with it.  He released a statement saying, quote, "Congratulations Jimmy.  I hope you're as lucky as me and hold on to the job until you're the old guy.  If you need me, I'll be at the garage." 

Pixar is finally taking us back to the sea.  Disney announced on Tuesday that its follow-up to 2003's Oscar-winning "Finding Nemo" will be titled "Finding Dory," and will focus on the loveable, little blue fish voiced by Ellen DeGeneres. The movie will hit theaters on Nov. 25, 2015

Hayden Panettiere says the tattoo running down her back, Vivere senza rimpianti, is Italian for "Live without regrets," except, oops, the third word is misspelled.  "So I literally have to live by that advice!" she jokes to Glamour.

The two companies producing MTV's Buckwild have offered to pay for Shain Gandee's funeral. Even though he was a reality TV star, he didn't leave his family much money -- not even enough for his funeral. So in true Buckwild fashion, his cousin Ashley Gandee is organizing a memorial "mud run" -- an off-road trucking event. There will be a $10 charge to participate, and the Gandee General Store in Ohio will also be taking donations. Reality stars generally don't bank big coin until after their shows become hits. TMZ speculates that Shain was probably pulling in a couple thousand dollars per episode.

Apparently, Jay Leno has given his blessing to NBC so that Jimmy Fallon will be the next host of The Tonight Show. Just one month ago the rumors started, and last night, The Hollywood Reporter cited a source who claimed Fallon has just closed a new deal with the network that basically guarantees he’s Leno’s replacement.  When exactly Fallon takes over is still in flux. Also, NBC intends to delay any official announcement until Fallon’s replacement has been signed, but an insider indicated (quote) “It will be Seth Meyers unless something goes awry in the deal-making.”

Lindsay Lohan came a day late, but it was still a jaw-dropper.  She tweeted early Tuesday morning, "It's official. Pregnant…" "Heaven help us," one tweeter responded, and in a matter of minutes more than 12,000 people had re-tweeted the message. Lindsay eventually took down the tweet. She then wrote, "April Fools. Where's everyone's sense of humor?"